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heartfelt appeal of FAUSTELLO FAUSTELLI

This morning, while I finished my last article for the well-known international magazine "POLYMERS & creative finance", I was reached by a St. Bernard dog who in the barrel around his neck he wore a noble message of the famous Etruscan liquid FAUSTELLO FAUSTELLI. Loyal to the principle of diffusion of liquid and safe place with a firm hand.

"Dear Erre noble, valiant hoplite, framboliere undisputed irraggiunto collector of women's underwear, who writes to you is your esteemed friend FAUSTELLO FAUSTELLI provibiro the MFA (Movimento Etruscan aristocrat).
last few days, my noble soul writhes under the weight of an agonizing dilemma which I hope you will help me solve. As you know some day the agora of the Etruscan capital of the East is shaken by the troubled European measure on crucifixes. However I am a staunch defender of the presence of Christian symbols on the walls of schools and beyond. I find the barbarian want to remove this would deprive the youth of this cheerful symbol. Also its presence should be mandatory in all public places like railway stations, airports, kiosks, tobacco shops and even in public toilets. I still have a little problem of consciousness as they are a well-known and recognized blasphemer especially while playing gin rummy in the bar Pina. In addition I own a lot of child pornography which I would not deprive myself. That said what do you penzo of my position?

Dear FAUSTELLO understand your anger. I hope that you carry your reflection embolism freeing the world from your useless presence. However let me give you some advice: buy yourself a crucifix on the weight of 45kg in mahogany neck and put it in order to appreciate more the weight of this symbol alive. Everything else is boring. Goodbye.

by Antimatter Grey , November 23, 2009

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accattonen Achtung!

could not go unnoticed initiative of Adria's new mayor, Massimo Barbujani, who recently launched a crackdown against those who beg in the streets of the beautiful city, jeopardizing public safety their insistent manner. prestigious institutes of Statistics estimated that the beggars are at Adria from "several hundred" to twelve thousand. Now invaded every street of a charming place bassopolesano, causing serious disturbance to young mothers and helpless children with their harassment and their poor hygiene.
equally eminent scientists endorse the methods undertaken by the Mayor Bobo useless to send a couple of brigades to walk for the city, in order to settle any disputes or deter rogues and pickpocket. Much more useful to the greedy beggars fed with fines of up to 500 €. You know, in fact, that the beggars cursed with the coins of the honest people will buy the Maserati and continue to do the fake poor. After success, inevitably, of the order, top secret sources in the Etruscan town we announce the coming of new provisions that will eliminate equally pernicious social ills from the root.

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petulant children now on the Bambocci are warned. NO more noise, crowds and cries on soprano octaves. Passersby ask annoyed a crackdown. Will be granted exemption to continue playing football in his own way, but it will be absolutely forbidden to scream, cackle, call each other so noisy, cheering with no attitude. It rejoices in moderation. Woe to the street urchins that will start to whine like sissies and those who think they speak out because their mother buy the train. Similar attitudes can be sanctioned with fines of up to two thousand euro. The mother will not be the proper choice: to denounce her son to the police or pay for him.

Teens Pomicione outlaw
After the closing of the costly mangiasoldi youth center, comes another initiative to make clear to young men of the Etruscan city that is no longer time for quips and jokes. Are at home to study, instead of staggering around like-nothing around the city, his mind clouded by storms hormone. Fines of up to seven thousand euro and three years' imprisonment for couples who are not officially recognized languages \u200b\u200bwill be surprised to weave and stretch his hands under his T-shirts, with the aggravating circumstance if the shameful exhibition takes place on the benches of the community. Just overly affectionate with events that can cause serious disturbance in the population. This will encourage them to focus on the study or, on finding a job.

forbidden to be poor
The initiative is being examined by the Councillor for Social Services. Decades of doing good, in fact, have created great confusion in the country. Poverty and social exclusion, some people say sessantottino academics, should be solved by analyzing the causes, spread by promoting wellness, providing recovery paths. A craze that has made the paralysis of any policy to combat poverty. With the new decree, the poverty will be considered a crime, punishable by fines of up to five thousand euro and the expulsion from the municipal boundaries. A crackdown increasingly necessary in an age where information is exaggerated and tendentious lead them to use the economic crisis as a pretext to commit not to produce for the good of gross domestic product. Are being developed for the implementation of the order lines.

(from Monello Vianello, September 16, 2009)

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Montezemolo: the new advances that?

"About the transition to the Cinzano Luca Cordero di Montezemolo, Cesare Romiti declare the newspaper La Repubblica in 1985:" We fished in Fiat, a couple of people money to someone who wanted the attorney present. One of the two we sent to jail, the other to the Cinzano "and Montezemolo admitted:" It's true, I'm wrong, please contact Gianni Agnelli, I did give eighty million in the empty box of a book by Enzo Biagi. "This is not tangent It will never initiated any investigation. " If we really want an alternative to this center-right government, let us to recruit certain characters .

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'a quail in ra Jocca - The quail hen

'A frog Quaglio joccas

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Vidette a 'nna missata,

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; of dogs and dde Patruno.

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Safe PUE Durme.

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The unure de Scuvie

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De nova race knows. -

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Pue be safe. -

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And eccu ca domains,

Cumu you already Sapia

Ru ra numaru and forth,

If prisintau 'nnu dog

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and ll'ova scamacchiàu.

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army forces who cchira quail!

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The ax and ra gases - The ax and the saw

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Mastru Santu, mastrudàscia,

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Ch 'Ogné SSIR,' mparu Scura

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Pemmu dunamu the bread;

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He said greenhouse ra ax

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Who is something 'ssu mastrudascia!

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Si ‘na serra o n’ascia scatta! -

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‘E serre aviti tutte malu dente!

—Doppu n ‘annu, Mastru Santu,

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E dde pappi  ognunu tantu

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Chiri fierri, canti canti,

S’arruzzaru ttutti quanti.

Disse ll ’ascia: - Nummu vene,

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E ra chjana: ‘Un tene nnente

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 —Tiempu arrieti, Mastru Santu,

Ha bbinciutu ternu siccu

E ss’è ffattu ccussì rricu

Chi ‘un te sacciu dire quantu.

‘Mparu i nicheli ha ‘ntascatu

A ffa’ frijere ha mmannatu

Chiri fierri e cchire chjane

Chi quannn‘eradi ‘ncamatu

Le dunavanu lu bread ...

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mastrudascia: carpenter
'mparu dark: as soon as it gets dark
cascia: case


mmuolica: wraps
baby food webs
Arruzzo: rust

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and Virgo

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dicìenu ZERT virge de chestnut

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Ppecchì dde nue if spain! -

bberu was, but, 'ntantu,' na tignula

who ru cupava lignu Corchia Corchia

to ppuocu to ppuocu , ra rusicàu torchia

and ra Mazzina if spasciàudi sula!

torch tree bark used to tie bundles.