Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Contraindications To Electrical Facial Work

'U dog,' a cat and ra hen - the dog, the cat and the hen



'U dog,' a cat and hen ra


A Woman de ru vagliu Catirina
Cc'è 'nnu dog,' na cat, and 'hen nes.
- How much bbona 'is Patruno!
Fà ru cane.
- Mi nne duna
Ccasu e ppane!

- Mmece’ è mala!
Fà ra gatta.
- Malutratta
E nnu’ rrigala!

‘Ssu discurzu, ‘mparu sente,
Ccussì ccanta ra hen
- 'A bunt, ppe' zzerta people
E 'ra quann'è cchjna tripe! -

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Death Of Cancer Quotes

Antonio Razzi, Italy of Values \u200b\u200bto Berlusconi. The anger of the Italians abroad



The facts are well known: Antonio Razzi last September, then Parliamentary IDV elected by Italians abroad in the Europe division, said that he had been approached by representatives of the center so that ' drop and give Italy of Values its support to the Berlusconi government. Rocket goes further, saying that in return it to the media had also been offered to have paid the mortgage of his house. In short, a bribe well and good. Not the first and not last if we look at the news these days, in which Italian politics and 'reduced to a cattle market. The twist, however, 'takes place in the last days when it declares that this Rockets' he had told about another interview and was not true, he was only joking. Nobody would have given any consideration to go with the center and a beautiful (so to speak) a sudden change of course announced that it intends to leave Italy of Values \u200b\u200band vote Berlusconi December 14. What a coincidence, and 'fair to say.
Antonio Rockets should have the decency to resign as a Member of respect for Italians abroad. And it 'This is the request that I made a statement published by various news agencies. I wonder if in fact there is a single voter who voted for him, the candidate of Italy of Values, thinking that he would one day could support a government led by Silvio Berlusconi. We are faced with a case of shameful betrayal of trust of the electorate.
I would like to add, and all witnesses are those who are part of IDV with me abroad, I always challenged the Rockets management of the party abroad. Management that perhaps he should be even more predictive than one way to understand the policy and not consonant with that of those he played with a party like the Italy of Values.





Friday, December 10, 2010

Hartford Whalers Uniforms License

'U sazizzaru' and ra-sucking the grocer and the donkey and

'U sazizzaru' and ra sucks



'Nu mastru sazizzaru Avia, st'astate,
'Na Tunna sucking pariah who 'nna ball;
Mo' nun cc'è mmancu vientu to cchira stable;
But on ccrisciute cchiù supprissate king!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Getting Married In The Maldives

Catirina Ffidile - Catherine Fedele

C atirina and Ffidile


I vintidue of April
S'èranu liticati
                              E ssupra 'nu sidile,
                              Spalli e spalli vutati,
; Catirina and Ffidile
, is stavanu assittati.
                              Illu ccu 'nna bbacchetta,
                              Illa ccu 'nn' umbrellina,
, 'He's sort of Rizzetto
; They wrote ssupra a rina:
                              -L 'amure è 'nna spintura!
                              'Na party, 'na ruina!
; Mmenu male ca 'u ddura!
; Ffidile, Catirina. -

                                   Ma l'appriessu matina
S'èranu made friends
E ccuntienti e ffilici
                              Stritti abbrazzati,
                              Jìenu acchjappannu teeming
; iip iip mix and meadows.

De north nnamurati
'U core avienu 'nfesta
And while 'na Furest
Passavanu de pini,
                              Illa ccu spinguluni,
                              Illu ccu ttimpirini, 
                              Grubbaru ri truncuni 
                              De arvuli the neighbors.
and CCE 'ntagliaru rrose
; ; Mazzi ligated clusters,
E cce scrivieru CCOSI
; Keep unnecessary and 'nzuccarate:
, the Amur is' nna funtana
; Who miedica re trouble!
; that every healthy dulure
; Without Scutt ever!
; I vintitrì of April.
; Catirina and Ffidile.

; Up 'past vint'anni Stamatina,
'But is chir'amure muortu and sutterratu,
; Armenu to 'thirty nec ...

, Chi-slut! Tbsp killer! -,
; Go ddiciennu Ffidile
- About carrion! Tbsp bbile! -
Priedica Ccatirina
'Ntramente' u written so far about the Amur 'u' Term of
Durau 'nnu quartu of ura
While chill' I'autrui about the Amur 'u' mmore
Duradi anchors.
'That Chi Passa rinnina
viscadi de n'ura Me ; ;
'A truth if mast step;
E ra minzogna hard!



Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Gas During Ectopic Pregnancy

heartfelt appeal of FAUSTELLO FAUSTELLI

This morning, while I finished my last article for the well-known international magazine "POLYMERS & creative finance", I was reached by a St. Bernard dog who in the barrel around his neck he wore a noble message of the famous Etruscan liquid FAUSTELLO FAUSTELLI. Loyal to the principle of diffusion of liquid and safe place with a firm hand.

"Dear Erre noble, valiant hoplite, framboliere undisputed irraggiunto collector of women's underwear, who writes to you is your esteemed friend FAUSTELLO FAUSTELLI provibiro the MFA (Movimento Etruscan aristocrat).
last few days, my noble soul writhes under the weight of an agonizing dilemma which I hope you will help me solve. As you know some day the agora of the Etruscan capital of the East is shaken by the troubled European measure on crucifixes. However I am a staunch defender of the presence of Christian symbols on the walls of schools and beyond. I find the barbarian want to remove this would deprive the youth of this cheerful symbol. Also its presence should be mandatory in all public places like railway stations, airports, kiosks, tobacco shops and even in public toilets. I still have a little problem of consciousness as they are a well-known and recognized blasphemer especially while playing gin rummy in the bar Pina. In addition I own a lot of child pornography which I would not deprive myself. That said what do you penzo of my position?

Dear FAUSTELLO understand your anger. I hope that you carry your reflection embolism freeing the world from your useless presence. However let me give you some advice: buy yourself a crucifix on the weight of 45kg in mahogany neck and put it in order to appreciate more the weight of this symbol alive. Everything else is boring. Goodbye.


by Antimatter Grey , November 23, 2009

Does Herpes Look Like A Paper Cut

accattonen Achtung!

could not go unnoticed initiative of Adria's new mayor, Massimo Barbujani, who recently launched a crackdown against those who beg in the streets of the beautiful city, jeopardizing public safety their insistent manner. prestigious institutes of Statistics estimated that the beggars are at Adria from "several hundred" to twelve thousand. Now invaded every street of a charming place bassopolesano, causing serious disturbance to young mothers and helpless children with their harassment and their poor hygiene.
equally eminent scientists endorse the methods undertaken by the Mayor Bobo useless to send a couple of brigades to walk for the city, in order to settle any disputes or deter rogues and pickpocket. Much more useful to the greedy beggars fed with fines of up to 500 €. You know, in fact, that the beggars cursed with the coins of the honest people will buy the Maserati and continue to do the fake poor. After success, inevitably, of the order, top secret sources in the Etruscan town we announce the coming of new provisions that will eliminate equally pernicious social ills from the root.


Stop
petulant children now on the Bambocci are warned. NO more noise, crowds and cries on soprano octaves. Passersby ask annoyed a crackdown. Will be granted exemption to continue playing football in his own way, but it will be absolutely forbidden to scream, cackle, call each other so noisy, cheering with no attitude. It rejoices in moderation. Woe to the street urchins that will start to whine like sissies and those who think they speak out because their mother buy the train. Similar attitudes can be sanctioned with fines of up to two thousand euro. The mother will not be the proper choice: to denounce her son to the police or pay for him.

Teens Pomicione outlaw
After the closing of the costly mangiasoldi youth center, comes another initiative to make clear to young men of the Etruscan city that is no longer time for quips and jokes. Are at home to study, instead of staggering around like-nothing around the city, his mind clouded by storms hormone. Fines of up to seven thousand euro and three years' imprisonment for couples who are not officially recognized languages \u200b\u200bwill be surprised to weave and stretch his hands under his T-shirts, with the aggravating circumstance if the shameful exhibition takes place on the benches of the community. Just overly affectionate with events that can cause serious disturbance in the population. This will encourage them to focus on the study or, on finding a job.

forbidden to be poor
The initiative is being examined by the Councillor for Social Services. Decades of doing good, in fact, have created great confusion in the country. Poverty and social exclusion, some people say sessantottino academics, should be solved by analyzing the causes, spread by promoting wellness, providing recovery paths. A craze that has made the paralysis of any policy to combat poverty. With the new decree, the poverty will be considered a crime, punishable by fines of up to five thousand euro and the expulsion from the municipal boundaries. A crackdown increasingly necessary in an age where information is exaggerated and tendentious lead them to use the economic crisis as a pretext to commit not to produce for the good of gross domestic product. Are being developed for the implementation of the order lines.

(from Monello Vianello, September 16, 2009)

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Doujin-moe Members Us

Montezemolo: the new advances that?

"About the transition to the Cinzano Luca Cordero di Montezemolo, Cesare Romiti declare the newspaper La Repubblica in 1985:" We fished in Fiat, a couple of people money to someone who wanted the attorney present. One of the two we sent to jail, the other to the Cinzano "and Montezemolo admitted:" It's true, I'm wrong, please contact Gianni Agnelli, I did give eighty million in the empty box of a book by Enzo Biagi. "This is not tangent It will never initiated any investigation. " If we really want an alternative to this center-right government, let us to recruit certain characters .

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Current First Aid Article

'a quail in ra Jocca - The quail hen

'A frog Quaglio joccas



' In Quaglio, 'in considering,
Vidette a 'nna missata,
' In povara gallina
d'OVA Chi 'in juccata
Cuvava al'ammucciuni
; of dogs and dde Patruno.
- who me Mo '' bbilittàta,
priegu You, 'a betrayal of me. -

- EPP 'cchine hast matter?
Safe PUE Durme.
Instead, he helped vue
T'ajutu ccu ppiacire
Ppecchì vvòrradi avira
The unure de Scuvie
Pur'iu 'nu paru d'ova
De nova race knows. -
-But you ... Te Pue trust
Pue be safe. -
- Nu 'mme betray? And Jjura ... -
Juruá! - Ristau. Cuvàu;
Ma 'na morning, quannu
If stavanu scuvannu
All of 'nna bbotta the ova
De Chira race nova,
' A quail if squagliau ...
And eccu ca domains,
Cumu you already Sapia
Ru ra numaru and forth,
If prisintau 'nnu dog
'A Jocca if' mmuccàu
and ll'ova scamacchiàu.

tbsp rrazza de rogue
army forces who cchira quail!


Glossary: \u200b\u200b
to the ammucciuni in secret

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Business Plan For A Poultry Farm

The ax and ra gases - The ax and the saw

The ax ra greenhouse



Mastru Santu, mastrudàscia,
EPP 're FIERRO ttanta care
Ch 'Ogné SSIR,' mparu Scura
'I rricoglie intra' at Cascio.

'The duminica considering
' I sdirruzza CCU binzina
mmùolica And laughs and laughs' mpàscia
bbammàggia and CCU ccarta fine.

-De nigàre - said ll'ascia
Nu 'iff bit' ca fatigamu
Pemmu dunamu the bread;
But 'ssu povaru zu' Santu
Mieritèra I'autrui tantu ca!

A ra end simulation Castile
E nne is ccumu children
Nne vo 'bbene
E nne maintenance
Dde rignanti
.- A tAll those
-ra Ccussì pienza Tuni -
He said greenhouse ra ax
- Appriessu you nn'adduni
Who is something 'ssu mastrudascia!

T'accarizza, te vo 'bbene,
Fin’a qquannu le cummene;
Quannu no, si nne stragratta
Si ‘na serra o n’ascia scatta! -

-  Va’ ca ‘u d’è bberu nente!
‘E serre aviti tutte malu dente!

—Doppu n ‘annu, Mastru Santu,
‘A putìga ‘u’ rrapirìu
E dde pappi  ognunu tantu
Tutta quanta li s’inchju.

Chiri fierri, canti canti,
S’arruzzaru ttutti quanti.

Disse ll ’ascia: - Nummu vene,
Santu miu chi sa cchi ttene? -

E ra chjana: ‘Un tene nnente
  - Disse cchiaru a ra parente
 —Tiempu arrieti, Mastru Santu,
Ha bbinciutu ternu siccu
E ss’è ffattu ccussì rricu
Chi ‘un te sacciu dire quantu.

‘Mparu i nicheli ha ‘ntascatu
A ffa’ frijere ha mmannatu
Chiri fierri e cchire chjane
Chi quannn‘eradi ‘ncamatu
Le dunavanu lu bread ...

A bbuce Bath Bath
greenhouse ax ra said:

-cumm, nne cts tbsp think?
was ru malu tooth
facia pparrare Who me? ... -





mastrudascia: carpenter
'mparu dark: as soon as it gets dark
cascia: case


mmuolica: wraps
baby food webs
Arruzzo: rust

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Sore Throat In Evenings

'and Virgo- The rods


and Virgo


- De quannu simulated Stritt to 'nna Mazzina -
dicìenu ZERT virge de chestnut
Nisciunu 'nni draws near mu undermines,
Ppecchì dde nue if spain! -

bberu was, but, 'ntantu,' na tignula
who ru cupava lignu Corchia Corchia
to ppuocu to ppuocu , ra rusicàu torchia
and ra Mazzina if spasciàudi sula!


torch tree bark used to tie bundles.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

What Episode Does Vegeta Call Bulma

'to licerta and ru grillu - The lizard and the cricket


'A licerta and ru griIlu


- ' A licerta - na papara Lets say
- tbsp ffa quannu chimney?
ddiritta Cut 'via
Ppemm'abbicìna ..

'U grillu who goes ssempre, cumulative know
rc and De dde llà satannu,
arrives in a qquannu qquannu
O' nud'arriva mmaì . -

- tbsp mme You're in ccuntare -
The dissed 'na cat
- ' A straight road is ffatta
Mmece pped'allongare! -

Thursday, October 21, 2010

An Example Of A Church Major Donor Request Letter

Book Fair

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Newark Airport To Woodbury Commons

Calabrian' U grillu criticu


' U grillu criticu


'In Ciucci' nnamurata
If fice 'nna ragliata.
-Sing - said 'NNU grillu
Chi-stop' NNU cardillu! -

Cantàu ppue 'NNU cardillu
From above' nu Ristuccia.
- Ragle ccumu 'nu Ciucci! -
ru stessu grillu said.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Culeando Mexicanas Virgenes

'U tamarru el'apuni

'U tamarru el'apuni


Nu tamarru, paglia e ffuma,
S'era mmisu ppemmu asciuma
Pparu paru,
'N'apunaru,
Who' ngrubbatu to 'nna sulagna
den de old chestnut
' U 'lle gave, ppovaracciu,
Nullu 'mpacciu.

-EPP 'ppiatà, nu' nn'asciumare!
The dicìu ru cchiùd'anzianu.
- You 'You're straw de vrusciare,
Vrusciatìla cchiù lluntanu,
CA, Sinnone, to 'study cupune,
Nun cce remains cchiù' nn'apune -
But tamarru, straw and ffuma,
ChiIlu parra and illustrated asciuma!
-Yes, sir, 'a bad ggente
Nn'ha ppe' bbili and ppe 'bbriganti;
Go dicìennu ca ppe 'nnente
' Ncindrillamu to those tAll;
M'apprittati is nu 'ssimu,
puncimu Nun.
You have the de sapire
cchiu tuttu dde 'u vicinatu;
A ttant'anni t'hamu datu
Never' sulu nu regret ?
Pperciò, Lassana earn a living,
Ppe 'Piat, nu' nn'asciumare -.
But tamarru, straw and ffuma,
Chillu Please asciuma and illustrated.
- Nn'hai lassatu intra 'lair is
Always Crisci and CCAMP;
Yes, ru cchiù, ppe' 'nna Simana
NNI cce lassi still stay,
Quann'è ssabatu sciamamu
E ffastidi cchiù 'you a Damu.
Ma si vûe mu te lassamu,
Puru moni, ‘stu cupune,
Dicennìlu e nni nne jamu
Tutti quanti a ‘nnu vulune:
Senza paglia e ssenza fuma,
Cumu s’usa e sse custuma
No’ tra ggente cumu a bbue,
Ma tra apuni cumu a nnue... -
Ma tamarru, paglia e ffuma,
Chillu Please asciuma and illustrated.

Ah, ppe 'Jjuda! Allura you
'U' ra vue cchiù end?
and MMO saw tamarrune,
tbsp ffare SSA and FFA 'nn' apune!
- armed guards, later on,
Fri cummannu mu viniti
A r'assartu everyone! -
Seven apuni - apune forward -
L 'and assartàru ll'azziccàru,
What Arrieta and qquali forward
Quattru para' and puncigliuni,
Ccussì 'nchjnu and ccussì fforte,
Chi ppe' cchir'ascìumicante
For 'ra furminante death.

Ogne apune, Puru illustrated,
'Mparu perzo cindrillu ru,
is to re nne jiu Campalisi;
But Surdo and Ccapitanu,
' nterra STIs,
Murmuraru cchianu chianu:
- 'A mminnitta,
Quann'è ggiusta,
ppe' nnue is ssempre beneditta,
Puru 'to life cust nne! -



Legal Tithing Envelopes

Book Fair

On October 30, 2010 at 18.30 hours at the library Biblos Lamezia Terme (via L. da Vinci, 2) during the manifestation of the Calabrian Book Fair to be held from October 28 to November 1, the present writer's book Victory Butera Butera Vittorio: letters in prose and verse . The center studies

Butera will be present with their own publications.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Music Causing Dizzyness

Calabrian' A Fuina bbona


'A Fuina bbona


Doppu chi 'na Fuina
S'avìadi allupillatu' 'na hen
Affrunta' nna Millard
E 'ra nnu mancu looks.

Cumu- has run ffatta bbona! -
says tapinaru ru, de 'na Grutti.
Spagli-Te! - Ra the rispunne jilona
-E 'bbona ch'èdi abbutta! -

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Deed Of Absolute Sale

'u cardillu Gattu and ru - the nightingale and the cat

'U cardillu and ru Gattu

' Nu Gattu mustazzutu
He ddittu to 'nnu cardillu spinturatu:
- who gave you Chillu ttinutu,
carciratu so many years, Stu
munnu hadi lassatu
and re Campilisi you nn'è jutu. Cumu
miegliu has bbulutu
T'hadi mintutu 'n cruce: mo
But who Puru cca,
De nuovu torn'è lluch
' Nna hopes 'and libirtà,
Ppecchì tte rieste
Intra anchors' ssa one fall? Come niesci fore ...
Tuni who ppe 'De ttant'anni
loving basin
You suppurtatu damage, which is bbinutu
Mo' n order
'U regnu de l'troubles, is
ggiustu ppemmu all
gùodi de Te ssa death
I deserved fruits.
Niesci, cumpagnu. Iu you spalancu 'doors and
De' ssa pardiu de Caggiano:
Ccussì dde mo 'nn' forward
D'Amuri 'nno dde encourages
' Na canzuna, me singing ...
Nne vue synthetic one? -
Rispunnìu ru cardillu.
-Tuni is 'ppieju' and chillu!
And ccu 'ssa Malanova de pitittu
Who hold, cumulative niesciu,' Sugnu frittu!
Pperciò làssame be ...
Tantu to whip ra 'u cce callu haju turnover
And mmiegliu to' nnu carciru rista
finish in Ca ra panza de 'nu Gattu! -



glossary: \u200b\u200b
mustazzutu: mustachioed
spinturatu:
unlucky one fall:
cage radius: anger

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Wisconsin Whitetail Average Wieghts

'U sirragliu


'U sirragliu



If' ntìseru ttri ccùorpi de battagliu
And ssùbbitu, front ru Patruno,
'Mpala, cumparìeru dd' 'or sirragliu
' Nu ciucciu, 'nu cagnùolu and' nnu liuni.
-Patrù, ccummannnati tbsp? -
Addimmannàu ciucciu ru, ccu ragliu nnu.
I'autrui the rispunnìu: - V'haju called
de presse, ppe 'bbe say
Ca stàmu ppe' ffalire .. .
-nne Ddiu Scanzi! Has run ppropiu deccussì -
Dìsseru cchiri tri.
- Vidìmu cumulative s'ha dde repair.
Avìmu de strincere,
Avìmu 'and dijunare;
But if mo is ssulu de vidire
'Ssu sacrifizziu chine has dde do
It Tuni, Tuni Tuni or ... -
If 'NTIS' NNU ruggitu - Ciucci and CCAN! -
Pue, strong, 'nu latratu - Ciucci and LIUNA! -
Pue 'nu Raglan finale: LIUNA and CCAN! -

Thursday, August 26, 2010

340 John Deere Snowmobile Parts

A ball and ru casciune

"Straw and ru casciune



'In the straw Tunna Tunna' NNU casciune

said - Cchi tti NNE makes

of 'chi Ssu siettu CCE there?

NNE-fazzu that serves me firmizza DDE;

Fina ch'ad'illu CCE haju

Piriculu a C'è NNE ppemmu caju

nnè ppemmu pigliu ‘ncun‘arruozzulune.

Mu l’avèranu tutti ‘ss’accurtizza!

-Viramente hai raggiune; ma te pare

Ca chissa è bbita? Iu mancu ‘nu minutu

De ‘ssa manèra vòrradi campare.

‘U’ ru vidi ca pari ‘nu tavutu?’

- Chilu chi paru paru,

Iu puocu mi nne curu;

L‘assinziale è ppemmu staju ‘mparu

E mmu campu sicuru.

-Ma santa sicurizza!

Stare sempre a ‘nna bbanna,

Mentre ogne ccosa anna,

‘Un te pare ch‘è ppropriu ‘na tristizza?

A ‘nn‘astracu jittata,

Ccu ri spalli a ‘nnu muru,

Iu nun ce stèra mmancu palijata,

Te l’assicuru.

Rullare, caminare

Ogne jjuornu cchiù llesta;

Chissa è ra vita chi me piace ffare

Ppe’ tutta quanta a vita chi me resta!

-E ssi... - Si scìgulu

‘Ntramente ruollu?

Salute a Jjapicu,

Me rumpu ‘u cuollu! -



Dimme tu, chin‘ha rraggiune?

Donna palla o Ddon casciune?



Glossary: \u200b\u200b
casciune: a large box or chest
Tunna: Round
siettu: bottom
BITA: life
tavutu:
coffin being 'mparu: anna
feel good: it
astracu: floor
palijata: outlet barrel
scigulu: slide
llesta: Fast

Sunday, August 22, 2010

I Am In A Sorority I Need Ideas For A Fundraiser

Eva



Eva Eva, quannu span

was ccussì 'nnucente

Who ppe' ru Paradisu caminata

Cummigliata ccu nnente.



'Nu juornu,' nu sirpente

'A FICE' mmizziare.

He said: - 'A vrigùogni you' and fireplaces

Deccussì .... transparent? -



Allura 'to povarella,

A mmenu who you ofwhich,

If cusìu. cumulative potte, 'nna Gunner

CCU' ppampine de figs.



Doppu, pped'anni and years,

cchiu scannalu ppe '' u 'ddare,

De wool or located, all of the clothes

If ficedi accullare.



Mo Park has run stewed

turns all'usu antjcu

CCU mancu, cumulative pr! But stuck

'Na de vine figs!


Eve
supported himself when he was so innocent that
for Paradise walked


covered with nothing but one day a snake
began to cause
and said you are not ashamed to walk
... so transparent?

Then the poor woman in no

tell you quickly sewed a skirt
with fig leaves.

after for years and years
to avoid scandal
silk or wool, the clothes began to wear


Now, who has apparently tired
and turns to the ancient

attacked without even a fig leaf.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Deborah Sampson Pitcures

Fried Pride

Really, is not the usual discourse on the world. It 's much more. This is a speech that nobody ever wants to do, in general, about sports and how the human being is paradoxical, since he was born to when he dies.
Observing the World from a foreign land, I am aware that nothing has changed. Therefore, remain the same considerations. Even without the usual mash television for hours, with experts analyzing the pensioners and prostatitis just ended a game in every respect except the most logical - that is what he says "is just a game and (usually) won the best "- but I have not missed at all the fans.
There are different categories of fans, but here I would like to dwell on the occasional one, and then tap into a general discussion, thanks to this generous assists.

The casual fan does ignore it for the whole year, more often, adding her only when necessary.
typical dialogue: Italian

appreciation: "Did you see the last game of the [insert team name at random] yesterday?"
Fan
occasional "No, but who won?"

IM: "Your team, as usual. You pay the referees, it seems logical that win, is not it? "

TO:" And go! Grandiiii! You see we did it again huh? "

The casual fan has only a vague knowledge of what happens to" his "team of transfers, of the various investigations of corruption in the world of football, of how the whole mechanism in other words. He lives quietly, receiving information, said to her, says her, and then off, blissful ignorance.
Sometimes, the fan is professed occasional totally unrelated to football, it seems not to import anything. However, it is only an appearance, because after a series of shrewd questions, or if it bombs with the right information, has undergone a resurgence of pride Fried, who was unable to digest at all, probably heavier than the Chinese the day before. This particular subspecies of the fan occasionally comes out with bullying during the World Cup. First of all foreign, is now completely taken by it: organize your evenings at home of friends who live the Sky, drinks in pubs where monstrous 32-inch sway over the heads of the onlookers, dopopartita-based alcohol and trumpets sound unbearable .
the question "but you did not say that the football do not you could care less?" He says quietly (but gesturing) "But these are the World," as if there was some kind of difference between soccer and the World. Its surprising freshness, what terrifies. The casual fan
lives so therefore, somewhere between ignorance and faith, without ever asking why.
This type of individual is out of the news stories the evening news, the debates on football violence, fanaticism, and that's why no one ever talks about it, leaving him in a dim light that was revealed.

The occasional fan is just one of many paradoxes that, as is often the case, respecting all faiths around.
There are a number of diverse traditions, cults in football, perhaps more than any other sport, show that this pervasive tendency inconsistency. You could almost draw up the rules.

1) The anthropomorphism of the team.
The team is often viewed as an entity, like a person rather than a fairly diverse group of individuals also quite different and almost always different from the last time that team has walked the field, in a previous season or even more in a World Cup year. To say that Italy has a type of game rather than another is not very logical, because Italy is not an individual entity, but a set of players, people. Perhaps there is some way to train players to play and featuring the various nations, but you certainly can not say that that team is the Team. In this, a recent statement by Lippi has thrown an unexpected light on the philosophical question that for more than a century has plagued humanity: "One of the many things he taught me the World Cup is that everything that precedes it does not matter. You can 10 games to beautiful, then you get to the World, with its features, its moods and the validity of the teams, and changes everything. It can also apply the reverse speech. The great team grows and becomes a great team during the World " . This shows that what the team is varied and changeable, and often exists only in the collective imagination.
As a result, is perfectly useless to seek revenge unlikely. France has no reason to take revenge on Italy, as it no longer exists in France in 2006, nor Italy in 2006.

2) Accusing others of what everyone, including their idols.
Make a list of foreign players in a team, comparable to the historical adversaries, and discover that others are full of strangers just because they have one more, is a sign that you are trespassing in that field metaphysical pride Fried. Accusing the other simulation, by which time any person in any team if he can, he knocks down the first painful wretched physical contact, and then get up and throw the crutch on the enemies two seconds later.
is endemic to a certain kind of fanaticism, to avoid the confrontation, one way to create situations in which all the reasons to convey its position. This should give pause.

3) The loss of fair play, sporting pride.
Riallanciandoci the speech referred to above, in recent years has been introduced for the fault simulation. Probably in no other sport in the world there is a similar attitude to frustrate every good criminal intention to sell the sports business interests or reputation. I think the simulation is an unworthy, useless, appalling. Putting aside the immorality itself the situation, are immediately clear two things: that the simulation is resisted if made by opponents applauded but if performed by their team, a big man, full of muscles and manly, full of money, and coupled with a tissue in case when it falls to the ground held by the shirt and begins to whine to be given a punishment is something ridiculous. When I was a child in elementary school or kindergarten, you knew who was crying was a so-called "sissy", and as such was mocked. It is true that as adults we forget many things.

4) The bell tower (often Italian and foreign).
abberrazione This is translated directly Football from our indigenous traditions, the medieval legacy Risorgimento not only failed to eliminate, but instead amplified them, unfortunately. Survived to this day, this way of expressing the Italian spirit is one with the sport of football, and it is a plague that we can not eradicate, the matrix of nearly all the violence and fertile soil in which today's neo-fascism has taken root . I often say that there are violent sports such as rugby and boxing, that would be a disgrace to the moral level. But I never saw the result of the Six Nations build hooligans, or that of a clash of heavyweights for the title, create fans and celebrating violence against opponents. Nor are there any the "enemies" in boxing ...
It is shocking how rugby will bring the children safely, and in the stands is an air of fun, entertainment, sport short, while stadiums in Italy are now armored. All this reminds me of an incident a few years ago that led me to reflect here
I have not changed my mind since then, and I think I never will at this juncture.

To sum up, I can say I told my football, or rather the human being behind the football, and I cordially invite everyone to dialogue, to try to change my mind or even counter to one of my rant. Being sure that, because of the aforementioned fried manifest pride, there will never defend anyone who so heartfelt calcium may enter into a civil dialogue, I feel quite alone in these thoughts. Nobody ever will debate, or respond in kind, if not with transhumance of hormones and oozing of fanaticism. It's the same basic truth of the Principle of Zidane's head. This principle is that you get a material advantage on the opponent out unlawfully and meanness, just as insulting and provoking Zidane said Materazzi during the final Italy-France 2006, until his land by a head, as a logical consequence. The winner is the one who can take advantage of the situation after all, emerge spotless in the eyes of the people. After all ... in war and in love everything is permitted. But I do not ever say anything about the sport.
Yet, in spite of everything, including this World Cup will end, and flags will be hung on a nail or slide back in mothballs in the closet, where they remained for four years and where it will be withdrawn out among so many four years.

That said, I also have one of those strange people who still believes that the best time in Italian football is already looking past that. As in any historical period, Italy has already reached that climax, and is unlikely to happen again. So as there was only one Roman Empire, One Renaissance, one Risorgimento, Italy closed its season with the miracle that happened under the eyes of Pertini, in a different era, when people had different and there was something more like a nation and the future seemed different from our present.
Lost innocence like virginity, you can not find it. It remains only a banner under mothballs ... and the smell of fried pride, of course.