On March 16, 2011, one day before the unification of Italy, at 13:25, for about three minutes, we celebrate the unity of Padania. The anniversary will be further celebrated by the operators worked 16 hours straight just Po to mark the difference with the indolence Roman, italic for anniversary, the festival includes the idle state. La Padania
units this year does exactly 2550 years and is therefore much older than the very foundation of Rome (thieving). But how did Padania?
It is well known that it is a political and geographical concept before the latter effect does not exist and its creation is due to Umburrt, son of Giussaneth, Egyptian scribe landed in northern Enotria on a ship Phoenician who had climbed, to trade murrine purpura, the course dell'Eridano to the height of the city of Pavia and Bosmundatta, wet nurse, which was one caregiver, snatched from the native lands of Dacia, today's Romania, by a tribe of Gauls on a trip of pleasure (a few hundred villages looted and burned, rapes and murders galore, a bit 'of slaves, especially women, to work in the huts or pleasure, the less comely, to make to nurse the young and old men, but also men, to work illegally in the construction of villages and huts).
The scribe, a person of short stature and thin, had been abandoned by the Phoenicians, who had hired to do arithmetic, but who had re-used as a hub when it was discovered that he could not do ragiunat, did not know the cuneiform script and the only hieroglyph which was able to draw a green circle was inscribed with a series of rays of bulging same color.
resembled the leaf of "grass from chemical intoxication and hunger" in Giussaneth was tireless consumer (another reason why the Phoenicians had decided to release).
It was recycled as pastor of pigs.
Bosmundatta, Bossie called by friends, was instead a woman with breasts Junoesque eighth measure employed as a nurse that the Gauls, the children entrusted to her had dubbed the "mammoth" but he had the vocation of women of pleasure.
Each time it was left unattended inside a hut with making lewd clung to the main beam, and for the mole, dragged to the ground construction. After yet another demolition
the Celtic tribes that had been allocated decided to give it freedom and abandonment far from their village. The poor girl was rescued near Chassanh Magnaghi, right next to the pigsty that was the home of Giussaneth who saw her, took her for a sow erectus and he fell in love with her.
Bossie, a little 'out of necessity, a bit' for the tenderness that inspired the little man, thin and dark, although being in love more than anything else in the copula if he gave away like fresh bread, you accaso with him.
merger of the two extraceltici Umburrt born.
was a lanky, lazy boy, who went around all day hanging out with friends fancazzisti Marun Du, a cockerel Erulo with the craze of playing a flute sounding serious, and Calderunk, a boy ipertitoideo a little 'back cooking. To remove it from the way his father signed him up for a correspondence course in embalming and the esoteric Scribani at the school, where he himself was a graduate of Alexandria. Unfortunately
handouts arrived every 6-8 months brought by Phoenician vessels, but after almost a decade of slow trials, plus slowed by the need to decipher the hieroglyphs, it was deemed ready to take Umburrt and opened the "Piramidania burials, embalming and ritual magic," so named in honor of the Egyptian land, birthplace of the father and the source of approximate knowledge which were his professional background. How
logo had a dowry from her father that wheel green rays which he called obese, seeing one day enlightened by a ray of sunshine peeping on that branch of the lake between two unbroken chains of mountains, the Sun of the Alps and
For Umburrt Piramidania things did not go well. Want the low skill, you want the climate and soil of the humid lowland swamp, embalming yes and no holding up a couple of days and pyramidal tombs sprofondamano earlier. The Celts claimed he worked for the refund of the amount paid and the breeding of pigs saw thinning the number of animals that her father was forced to give compensation to customers angry blacks, er, green. Among the Celts had already been soprannomineto Umburrt, the "only one of the Alps.
was at this point that Umburt lit the lamp, sorry, the torch and gave birth to a revolutionary idea that will tell the next episode of "History of the Great Unity of Padania."
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(from tuttamialacitta.net )
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