Thursday, March 17, 2011

Stream Beautiful Agony

150 years, happy birthday Italy

Today we celebrate an important birthday all: Unit 150 years' of Italy. Rediscovering these days and the pride of being Italian 'wealth and an encouragement for all of us to do more' for our country. Congratulations to the Italians, abroad as well 'as in Italy, who have chosen to defend our Constitution, who said no to laws ad personam and a widespread system of corruption, fighting for a country where meritocracy be the rule and not the exception, because that fight mafia 'is justice to prevail. Best wishes to those servants of the State have fought for Italy even at the cost of their lives. Today 'an anniversary that can' be an occasion for reflection, for example, about the gap between North and South and 'now, how many times have we heard?, A problem that needs a solution today and not tomorrow , and knowing how to rediscover the old taste of brotherhood and tolerance towards others.

Everyone should put her out of love and proud to be Italian.

Congratulations Italy.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Indiana Drivers License Layout

Exodus

- E Stocco? - Asked the king-
no longer see it. Where is she?

- From Catanzaro Sala-

-Party said the mayor is Marsala,
three weeks ago. To see again

-Peppino? - Laughing
fe 'Vittorio.
-No, Ribera wine cellars
Florio!

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Vera Bradley Outlet Locations 2010 Pennsylvania

Self

nourish the word with the preferred form
dressed to measure need
immediately stripped of the possible and desirable truth
impossibly able to join
connective tissue that consists
because foreign content that detects
many speak and write both
without meaning or extent
hearsay or false membership
in a 'useless self dance
believe to be authentic and original
always ready for a little constructive criticism
proud of their ignorance masquerading as culture
indifferent to detail, the exclamation point
the comma that separates us and unites us.
Unable to stimulate the special
no filter through the experience
emptied from the vital curiosity which illuminates the heart and intellect
floating approved in this void.
Fermi and useless as a pebble thrown in a meadow.


Stopping Cervical Mucus

Earthquake in Japan, the dramatic consequences for the Padania

Zardoz on the map shows the movement of Padania
The violent earthquake that shook Japan, has also generated incredible and unpredictable consequences for Padania, which will cause ripple effects also on the Northern League and Italian politics. The news went unnoticed in the news very tragic deaths, tsunamis and nuclear fallout, has thrown into turmoil, however, the Northern League: the violence of the quake shifted the Earth's axis of ten inches, and slide the Po Valley to the south, in full Terroni as the scientist reveals Friulian Danilo Zardoz (pictured).

"Even the earthquake of 2006 in Southeast Asia had led to a shift of several centimeters of the Earth - Zardoz explains, author of the discovery - and catastrophic event that had already moved the location of the Po Valley, although the news was kept secret by the Prodi government, not to transform it into a political uproar. Measurements of our center studies leave no doubt that with this new shock is no longer in the Padania Padania, but Terroni. And mo 'now what? "
too complex to explain to the public at large as these tectonic upheavals and displacements of axis influence the geography and politics: just the notion that the Po Valley is now officially out of the confines of Padania. In essence, Zardoz says, the new boundaries of the self-League is always the Po, but to the north. Tuscan and Roman will therefore use the title of the Po Valley doc and everyone else related to being rhetorical ammenicoli Po. "And 'I welcome news that - says the mayor of Florence, Matteo Renzi - I have always admired the mayors sheriffs of Treviso. Now I can finally decline in our city core principles such as being masters in our house, the double zero tolerance The locomotive of the country and so on. We have to adapt: \u200b\u200bless finocchiona crushes with more polenta with Mussetto.
The news has thrown into panic, the League, making a victim: Mario Borghezio, in an attempt to understand the news, had a brain spasm so intense that the brain has begun to cast colargli out of his nose during a news conference. The leader of the Northern League, Umberto Bossi, minimizes: "Most of us will remain in Padania, as in Rome now camp out dozens of members of the League. We will review some 'geography and maybe Milan will now be in Switzerland, in return we will rebuild the Po Valley where it is now, a place full of opportunities that will transform the industry into the new locomotive of the League of Italy. "
Interior Minister, Roberto Maroni, warns: "We risk an exodus of biblical people who want to cross the Po to come here to seek his fortune in the new Padania. There is room for everyone, it must be clear. Policies are needed to manage this wave of despair. What we do, we take them to machine guns? ".

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Hospice Home Care Morphine

Big party for the Unity of Padania

The Race to the Retreat, the decathlon Po
members and directors of the Northern League in Polesine not participate in the celebrations of the Unity of Italy March 17, as requested by the Secretary in a circular Antonello Conti branched in recent days. "The initiative on Unity of Italy is nice, but we can not divert our forces from the best preparation for the real event year: the celebrations for the Unification of Padania, "he says Spiraivovi Scaranello, spokesman for the organizing committee of the event and member of the youth movement of the League.
In short, it is not hatred of the official celebrations of the Garibaldi that Contiero imposed the ban to participate, but for purely operational reasons: the best minds of the Carroccio Pula in recent weeks, are involved when planning for Sept. 15, the anniversary of the Declaration of Independence of Padania and then formal christening of the new state North also recently recognized by Libya.
All know that the Po Valley project Padania was officially christened in 1996, exactly fifteen years ago, when the Council of the Elders of Brembate written on parchment, the Declaration of Independence. To inspire, it is said, was the intellectual Gianfranco Miglio, who conceived the idea of \u200b\u200ban independent northern state after being closed for an entire weekend in an elevator alone. Fifteen years later, therefore, the national secretariat of the Northern League will celebrate lavishly the document, acquired by the sweat of the brow of the best men of the North. And Polesine no exception.
Great Party for the Unity of Padania will be held in Rovigo on the parade, from 15 September until mid-October. It is rumored that the decision to move the rides at the Censer has been taken by the City Council not to create overlap between the celebrations and the October Fair. It will be a strong month, with a full calendar of events, which includes conferences, sports competitions, musical performances and a large food stand with strictly Po products, such as risotto alla Milanese, and the cassoela casunziei. A special event will be dedicated to folk Grana Padano cheese: This dairy product is part of the diet INDISPENSABLE Po, since promotes hardening of the corpora cavernosa. For this particular virtue as Grana Padano, accompanied by generous helpings of grapefruit juice, is the only food they eat young Po, in the month preceding the rite of transition to adulthood known as "Duel of halberds curvature", which will be staged during the festival for the benefit of parents and girlfriends. Do not miss the classic event
Po, Po Communion with God: during the ritual some elected valley of pure drinking water from a phial of the Great River, taken at the Pontelagoscuro, which carries with it not only the spirit Eridanus living, but also the bodily humors of millions of residents Po upstream. Immediately after the Communion, there is the greatest sporting event, the Race to the retreat: in the grip of intestinal cramps caused by ingestion of fecal streptococci, the elect will create an improvised version of the race in 100-meter dash, with the aim to reach the only available field latrine (pictured Gussago's edition, in 2007).
will close the festival, to the applause of all ages, the traditional Brusanegher, during which a straw puppet in the likeness of a gypsy will be burned along with tricolor flags used by athletes travel to retreat to cleanse the body after ' agon.

Why Do I Love Stockings

Exclusive Interview: Talk to Mullah Omar

continue to reprint without stopping. Today we represent the famous interview with one of the leading figures of the twenty-first century: Mullah Omar. Interview postponed since 2002, when Mullah Omar, fleeing from Kabul aboard a Guzzi Falcone, called the author asking him to collect some of his statements, but the noise of the motorcycle and some explosions made it impossible to speak. Resented many years later with a phone call in the secret hideout of Mullah Omar in Antarctica, where Sharia law has long imposed the penguins and continues to develop plans for world domination.
A dramatic testimony from exile on the dramatic EFFETI hatred and political persecution.

Dear Mullah, I learn with deep regret that you are still at large!
'm not hiding, but in exile. I was forced to flee from my country in the throes of an ugly madness executioner. The public is exasperated by the propaganda that made me the object of insults and insults are unacceptable. I had to leave for my safety, after the shameful episode of Kabul Hotel Raphael (when Mullah Omar was the subject of a roll of coins from a crowd of angry Afghans, ed), who showed everyone what level ferocity of the propaganda had led the entire population.

E 'suffered a leak, then. You are missing the country where, with great effort, you were able to bring terror and misery?
Apart from the fact that there were terror and misery long ago, what hurts me is that all I have forgotten. Even the former friends. Do not hesitate to say that I've been a martyr, to sacrifice to allow others to rebuild their virginity. For what? To deliver the country to political and moral degradation for at least fifteen years.

about her Cirino Pomicino said recently: "In this political season of dwarfism, is the man recognized his greatness as a statesman and his indomitable pride." He thinks that his country will welcome you back?
Many so-called democratic conscience, the vestal virgins who were concerned the legality of a fake, I remember that to die in exile, far from their homelands, there is no penalty provided by the Civil Code. I pray to God that one day cease this parenthesis of insanity. But today, my country is not safe for me. Do not go back because I defend my freedom. History will judge me.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Aubrey Miles Prosti Clips

Meritocracy, the trout

"Meritocracy is snobbery. So does career only those who are smart and committed." With these words she opened one of the historic interviews published on hunting Clean and then in the Blog Monello Vianello, starring the Renzo Bossi, son of senatùr, while newly elected councilor after having played the prestigious post of member of the transparency and the effectiveness of the Lombardy fair system. Interview that we exclusive de The Ghenga again present for young people that if they are lost, for those who want to rileggersela and for us that we no longer want to read new stuff, since the old one has already said all that there 'was to know about the world.


Dear Renzo, your recent appointment as Regional Adviser overpaid by taxpayers' money has certainly made people talk. Wishing for a moment forgetting the malignancy, suggesting that the Northern League adopts nepotistic attitudes Doroteo spirit worthy of the worst, believe that we can give different interpretation to this appointment, supported by a significant other to consensus in terms of preferences, such as claiming that benefit you, instead of encouraging those most deserving, both in terms of curricula in terms of intelligence, has wished in some way give a signal of equal opportunities to the disadvantaged?
Eh?

Besides your father, Umberto, before you treat yourself to a chair of gold in the Lombardy Regional Council, the Centre had placed you on the transparency and effectiveness of the Lombardy fair system, a body whose very name evokes horizons of futility and waste of public money boundless. And your brother's first marriage, Richard, remained for five years as the assistant dell'europarlamentare Francesco Speroni, career like that of your uncle Franco Bossi, Matteo Salvini's minions. So, what to say. Before the Po Valley, but first of all the family, eh?
I say only: Padania Libera!

you present yourselves as a party of people, and yet earn stratospheric salaries thanks to the policy, you are now immanicati in all sorts of useless body and practice the worst vices of Italian politics, including the recommendation of relatives and friends , as shown in your case. What do you say to a precarious nine hundred euro a month, workers laid off in, to small businesses strangled by debt, in short to all those idiots who have voted? Continue to stir anti-immigrant?
I say just illegal immigrants who come here to commit crimes. At home everyone. League mistress, thieving Rome. Padania Libera.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Smoke From Self Cleaning Oven

word to Veronica Lario, "My moral issue"

Today is International Women's Day and also celebrates the Ghenga, proposing one of the best interviews with a woman, Veronica Lario, an icon of feminism in the twenty-first century, leaders of the left antiberlusconismo woman of all 'a piece, with some added piece with plastic surgery, beloved by feminists to have dropped the prime minister Silvio Berlusconi, on payment of an avalanche of money. Silvio was right: "Young ladies, married a billionaire." And then divorced, if possible.
While the prime minister you have a happy old age a bachelor, she a woman Veronica, situated in the villa Macherio, is still a point of reference for those seeking answers about the plight of women in the days ours. Our collaborator Olympian Olimpiodrom has reached on the phone last fall. Here is the interview.

Good evening, Mrs. Lario. E 'cap in hand to the phone, I apologize for any inconvenience CAUSED. I realize that maybe this time she was in front of the fireplace, burning photos and thinking of his marriage soon failed ...
No, no. Just imagine, I was shitting, but that does not write it, eh. (Laughs)

And why should not I write it? Adds a touch of humanity to his role as former showgirl wife rebuilt an old rich man decadent. In fact, I'm sure she does a poo in a toilet bowl of platinum with precious stones. Must be a streak of shit like a toilet by a million €, knowing that people out there pulling the strap to pay the mortgage.
Excuse me, but what questions do?

was to warm the atmosphere. I go with the interview. So you has recently received an avalanche of money for food after having divorced her husband, Silvio Berlusconi. Do not you feel a bit 'sad?
Oh, sure, let my husband has not been easy. But, as I've written several times about the Republic, there are things that a woman can not tolerate.

Exactly, I'm sorry to interrupt you now. Summary of thumb, her husband says that as an entrepreneur has always escaped taxation, corrupt judges, mafia connections and obtained laws ad personam by the political world not to close the television networks. As a politician, as well as I do not know how many have passed laws to help himself shame and encourage the dishonest, he promoted tax amnesties for evaders, launched blatantly racist immigration laws, devastated the public schools, bitten several times the rights of workers and, if not worse, led us to war against Afghanistan and Iraq. But she has not started to put up more when he discovered that the boy was making a political career that sucked him, which among other things also happened at the time of penta. What does it say?
not understand the question.

The question is: she has great strength, or his moral sense is shocked when her husband more palpable than her tits to minors when he declares war on another country?
But that has to do, here is dance in a matter of defending the rights of women. My speech and concerned about the idea of \u200b\u200bwomen in the country that my ex-husband is building. A concept that a woman like me, intellectually free, can not ...

Yes, yes, interesting. Free intellectually and lips swollen with botox in sleeve. Look here, 'she collects from this divorce entire villa and three hundred thousand euros per month. Do you think being a model of success?
Well ... Today, as a woman ... (Here the Lario was saying something but we are distracted. However, in summary it was something like "I think it was a symbol" and "I think I have awakened the conscience of the country," and so on. After twenty minutes, the Lario became aware that the interviewer was not listening and put the phone down. We tried to call her five hours later, but had two in the morning and threatened to call the police).

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Poem For Money Shower

THE BIG UNIT HISTORY 'of the Po Valley: The second episode

-2) The cave of Milius (translation for the League Polesine: the cave does not mean anything, but cave, cave or a dark and mysterious)

lived near the village Umburrt where he resided with his family in a shack badly sheltered such a Milius, an old hairless and hieratic, which was honored by the people as a mystic and sage. Predicted the future by reading the crusts the pot of polenta and taragna of this field.
theories of a past time when the Celtic peoples were united in a confederation that was great from the icy seas of the north and populated by magnapatate dall'aringa infumegà sapiens, to the warm lands where they lived animals such as Elephants fabulous and mysterious, a sort of hairless mammoth booths closed as the dancers or the "el leon reunites magna moron", a cat that ate hypertrophic moretti naked, just the exact contrariio of what was going on among the tribes of Berici or Camuni that whipped the cats in goat milk and / or if you Pappano roasted on the grill.
power Celtic in Milius stories, touching the shores of Marone, the present Atlantic Ocean, and came to the lands of the yellow men (because pissed against the wind, the Supreme asserted) that they could live in 150 in the same room, working 24 hours Silca day to produce the precious and apparently did not die at all (some well-informed was heavy allusions to the content of their favorite dish: the avvoltino spring).
These and other wonders told, the defendants in his cave, on a dark night lit only by torches, tallow and fragrance of precious poo dried pork, which, besides being used to light was also the main insulating to the huts. A Milius
shining eyes especially when, with emphasis, inatteneva the most credulous and children with municipal issues such as federalism or the story of the golden past without taxes (although no one knew what they were, there were no taxes Chassanh Magnaghi). Most people, for these stories, the taragna honored with polenta, muffins wheat mixed in lard and portions of cassoeula, other, more seasoned, ruthlessly and openly spoke of "teresina runaway."
At this holy man, for his charisma, he decided to turn the Umburrt of Bossie, named after the mother's nickname, with a clear idea: to give life to the Pharaoh of the Celts. Followed by Marun Du
exposures and is Calderunk visited the sage Milius an afternoon in late spring when the flowers of "brusacul" peeking in the clearings of the forest. The old seer exposed his idea in detail. Milius was silent for about an hour in apparent meditation (the accomplice had dozed off and the summer warmth pre cassoeula pounds of polenta that had swallowed at lunch) and all of a sudden brightening after issuing a burp and fart a powerful stench dall'immondo Finally he spoke: "And to me that it?"
The three heroes as Celtic looked taken aback, but not giving themselves to losers, the offers began. Du spoke Marun, trinkets with Zebedee's flute was his constant companion: "You'll have the post of honorary father of the country and High Priest of the order of the Pyramid funeral"
"Sorry, a bit 'and a little bit' to jinx" - the old man said, touching his balls. It was then the turn of Calderunk. He rolls his eyes and said, "Your name will be given to all schools of the pharaoh and all children will learn and will honor your name and your deeds"
"Ugh, complaining" - railed Milius - "I speak of substance , of concrete things, not the ephemeral honors! And then the schools, but you know that most people are ignorant, the better? Learning does not do shit and wastes the time, this is the first message that you pass: the world is ignorant. And even the rich, though, so, what do you offer? "
Here Umburrt succeeded. Addressing his companions said: "I told you or not that the old man was a great Paraculo?" And again: "Well Milius, you'll have an unlimited supply of food until the end of your days, a wooden hut with 50 rooms that we will build in black slaves Dacians, a new dress bearskin that good Calderunk need to kill (Calderunk exploded out of his eyes from his face and his cheeks turned a vivid purple) and the daily visit of a carer for eighteen the rite of bunga-bunga, okay? "
"This is music to my ears" - said the Supreme - "But I also want to dress it in a wolf's skin (a Caldetunk smoke came out from his ears and took a more stupid than usual) and the caregiver has to change at least once a week. "
" Round "- convinced Umburrt said -" What do we do now? "
" You Nothing "- ruled the bald storyteller -" I begin to tell gullible ones of my guests that the Confederation of Clubs Celtic peoples reborn when elected, the man who has it always hard, and will prove to be the son of a man and a woman come from far away. "
" According to me "- went on Milius -" It would be the case, however, to find a bank somewhere else, somewhere far away that no tribe has warlike intentions, but is easily tamed. I know a Celtic druid of the Veneto, this Tonik Gentilinh, adept of the cult of fermented juniper berries, which, when abused, is about a thing called secession, it is not clear what it is, to sink the Phoenician ships which go back because it says the Eridanus extraceltici that come to steal our jobs and women. It listens to its people. The man who does the job. "
" Very good, then that paves the way we think about ourselves, even make contact with Tonik. "- Umburrt smiled.
"Sorry" - said with a grudge Calderunk - "Why the bear and the wolf must hunt me?" The
came fast on a stick a foot that made him wince and howl like, just a wolf in love.
Milius portrayed his staff with whom he had struck the hyperthyroid and, assuming an air vaticinante uttered: "For it is written in the stars."
"Ah .... So ... "- composing Calderunk said. The three Celtic
recovered output from the antrum saluting the old crook. Just outside looked into his eyes met, they gave five and walked trotted into the village. The adventure could begin valley and it would be their heroes.

Friday, March 4, 2011

How To Draw Germination Of Seeds

referendum, the government throws 300 million euro for it to fail

In times of crisis you know, and ' better to save. Cosi 'does not work but' by the parties of the center. Yesterday in fact the minister Maroni has announced that it 'the government to act so that' the referendum on such failure, the privatization of water and the return to nuclear power, conducted June 12 and on 15 May, or during the same day of local elections that will cover many cities' Italian, including Naples and Milan. Together into an election day local elections with the referendum would mean a saving to the State, that is all we citizens of modest, so to speak, the sum of 300 million euro. That the savings would be in that order numbers, many actually speak of 350 million €, I agree everyone, so let's figure this for good. And try to imagine how many things the government could do with 300 million Euros could be assigned to the field of culture and entertainment, whose funds were literally the last financial ground, may be used to support projects and investments in research and developing world, where Italy and, 'surprise surprise the English say, bringing up the rear than in France, Germany, UK, USA and so' way, or could be partly used to restore funding ALMOST 'cleared for 'teaching Italian language abroad as well 'as the maintenance of certain consular posts in Europe and the rest of the world but will already' closed within the year.
The government, in times of crisis, decided to spend these funds for one reason only: to make 'that does not reach a quorum, or who go to vote on the destination' more 'of an Italian citizen, that would make the vote valid referendum. Among the referendum questions you and 'the fact that such failure to do so scared because Berlusconi' proposes the repeal of the law just passed by parliament on a personal basis. Hence the decision not to merge and referendum vote in local elections and, make no mistake, the silencer will be 'put to art of all the instruments of (dis) information, public television, newspapers and private, so that' we all face in the coming weeks, except to mention the date of the referendum and questions on which Italian citizens are called to speak.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Post-traumatic Hydroceles

word to readers: "Jurassic Park? all fake!"

Dear MV,
last night I saw Jurassic Park on videotape, a film that I've always liked. But this is not the point. The point is that after the film was a special where they show you the behind the scenes of the film. There I discovered something amazing! You know the scene of the attacks the Tyrannosaurus rex that jeep? It 's all fake. There is not no tyrannosaur, they have done to your computer. And then the actors who seem to terrified by tyrannosaurus, in reality it's all fake!
I was really disappointed and I feel cheated, especially because I really like Laura Dern as a person and now I discover that in fact lied.
Then it was a joke even when it hurts leg running from the raptor? And to think that I was so happy when I saw that was better. I had also written a letter of congratulations and best wishes for a speedy recovery! Blimey! 'll Never look at a movie with these actors in my life and I doubt that all the films of Steven Spielberg to be a scam! You have many friends that lawyers do not advise you where to turn for have a compensation for what happened to me?


Adolfo Gaspar

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Dear Adolfo,
let me first preface that yours is a beautiful name derived from Germanic (Athawulf, meaning "noble wolf"), which boasts four saints, including the famous Sant'Adolfo of Osnabrück, and several celebrities, including the first Duke of Holstein-Gottorp House of Oldenburg, two rulers of the principality of Schaumburg-Lippe, a series of dukes of Mecklenburg-Schwerin and do not forget Adolfo John I, Duke of Stegeborg and Palatinate-Zweibrücken-Kleeburg. I would mention too, just to make it more verbose my premise, characters historians, such as former Mexican President Adolfo López Mateos, Adolfo Margiotta the comic, the Nobel Adolfo Pérez Esquivel, Adolfo Serafino and the partisan player Adolfo Ríos.
said that, and said, I confess to being a bit 'upset by what I say, especially for your reference to my lawyer friends. Let me repeat that, unfortunately, the so-called bourgeois justice is structured so that the chicken thief goes to jail in five minutes, while the evader bustarellaro or the rich are as far away from the jail. It 's a bit like health care. In Italy there is democracy, but if you are rich are even more democratic. So only an idiot blowing up capital to make due to Steven Spielberg. Follow calmly what I say: take your car battery, connect two wires to the poles and end at your temples. You feel more relaxed. All the best,

MV

Adult Gaviscon For Baby

Wikileaks: Gaddafi is also behind the film Muccino! Wikileaks

dictator Gaddafi by rock stars to
punctual as a Swiss watch, the first revelations came out of the Libyan dictator that Wikileaks angers the world these days with the violent repression of popular protests that suddenly returned to the limelight as the number one enemy of the democratic West.
Muammar Gaddafi, until a few weeks ago, was considered one of the most reliable allies from the West, along with other dictators of his peers, as he was unwavering in preventing the Negro to enter Europe, exporting their place gallons and gallons of oil and natural gas. But Wikileaks now reveals that behind the facade champion of the rights and hydrocarbons there was much more: a bloody dictator who for years has threatened the world with stunning misdeeds. NATO, bewildered, is already preparing to defend the Libyans themselves, with Tripoli bombing raid missile cock, a little 'as in Serbia.
is what emerges from cable spread across the world organization of Julian Assange in recent hours, soon to be brought by the United States meeting UN General Assembly.
1) Gadhafi wrote the song "Three words," the debut single of singer Valeria Rossi, who smashed the ball across to Italy for a summer to the sound of "sun, heart and love." The Libyan leader, in fact, it was also a talented musician with a passion for electric guitar and composer of numerous songs spaccamaroni. For "Three words," the ICC has long issued an arrest warrant against persons unknown.
2) E 'Gaddafi's also the plot of "Seven Pounds" by Gabriele Muccino. Worse, when the proposed production Gaddafi to make the film with David Cronenberg, he refused.
3) Gaddafi has invented the mosquitoes. Yes, until 1982 tiger mosquitoes had never seen. Libyans have been created in laboratories to be used as a biological weapon to use against the Europeans on the continent and introduced via cargo ships loaded with tires.
4) E 'Gaddafi was to steal the corpse of a Mike Bongiorno. The Libyan dictator wanted to build a pyramid-shaped mausoleum where they can bury the mummy of the famous Italian-American conductor, to exploit it for tourism. A story that does discuss Italian politics: according to Wikileaks, in fact, the delivery of the mummy of Mike was one of the clauses of the treaty of friendship between Italy and Libya, as compensation for the fascist crimes in Cyrenaica, but some components of the center would made by carving outraged. According to the site of Assange, unable to act in the open, the government has made sure that the theft to happen in secret, by Libyan intelligence.
"It 's a horrible crime, poor Mike!" Said the U.S. president, Barack Obama, speaking at the UN Security Council, the international body formed by five countries warmongers in possession of missiles and nuclear weapons chemical.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Cydia Sources Japanese

shocking revelations on the Etruscan capital of the East

continue to reprint as I could, fishing here and there the best humor poles. Today it is the now classic, a pioneer and forerunner Antimatter Grey, blog for information of the evil doktor Erre, storyteller, polemicist and analyst of the facts and events Urbe Etruscan.

This morning, while completing the last chapter of my new article for the magazine "pneumatic hammers & small metal", I was reached by telephone on a line reserved by OLAF PEDETERSEN known troublemaker and former employee of the Stockholm WikiLeaks which I announced the sending of some encrypted files collected in the world and in space on the Etruscan capital of the East. "It's burning material, a September 11 Etruscan diplomacy in the East, a time bomb that threatens to undermine the balance of planetary!" Olaf was howling in apparent good the influence of alcohol. Realizing the seriousness of the disclosure of that material got in immediate contact with the Magician and the Reformed Church Otelma Cicciuzziana Etrusca for advice. After extensive and thorough discussions have come to the conclusion that the truth can not be concealed and that the information be free and independent where ever disclosed even if it is of immense crap. Without minimum censorship place quickly.

33.A.CZ FILE \\ 98: (Report Zurma Okebiz secret agent sent to the planet's supreme emperor Barum Orlok) "The price of the cup at the counter sliced \u200b\u200bthe coop is particularly convenient in Etruscan capital of the East. I think Conflict is recommended. It will be a success. "

45.BZ.97 FILE: (Report by Billy Carrinton CIA agent to the American Embassy)" communication to the bar by Pina someone sprayed shit and the toilet is intombato! Council sending Green Berets ...... of course also absorb odors gled here is stifling! "

FILE 99.AA \\ K29: (Report Kasarianistov KGB agent Vladimir Putin directly)" Contact the clan Putacenko to the vexed question of the pipeline ADRIA-SIBERIA. I was confirmed that if the series goes Adries A deal can be done. I forgot: Wodka is over. "

FILE CB.897 \\ \\ H76: (call the well-known political scientist at the center MARIOLA anti violence against women in Rome) "Hello ...... ready jokken! Alora wanted to say that it suits Putana jokken! Orkemadonnez ech Spisa to vovj! 'Nde I certainly do the fates intrigarve in robe from Oman. Ades enough , bevare mortem by statute or space! "

FILE NN \\ 25.TR77: (a ratio of Janluc Bisseron French secret agent sent to the Embassy of France) "This morning I met with the utmost discretion baths to the station of Etruscan capital of the East. In the second retreat I found written on the wall the following coded message: DO SUCK TO OLD called cell xxx xxxxxxx. I think the time is ripe to contact this mysterious double agent.

Pending the decryption of the additional files I leave with a bow. Halo.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

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why gays can not give blood! New

Even hospitals than three hundred and Adria fags can not donate blood. A decision has angered the Arcigay and a handful of decent people. The Health Authority defends himself by saying that Recchioni are a high risk because Pinciano with anyone who happens to shoot without using a condom, unlike heterosexual category strictly monogamous. But the explanation does not convince everyone. We asked for an enlightened opinion to Dr. Getulio Galassi (pictured), former employee of this blog, now an improper exercise of the profession pathologist. We met at Parco Natura Viva in Verona. Here's what he revealed, before disappearing mysteriously in the vicinity of the pool of crocodiles.

Dr. Galassi, many question the explanation that queens spend days and nights so promuscuo to mate with other men and maybe even animals. What do you think?
This is the reasoning adopted by the Italian Episcopal Conference. The basic principle is that heterosexual people who have intimate relations and only in the sphere of monogamous marriage, with the sole purpose of procreation, lead a healthy lifestyle and are less prone to venereal diseases. The pederasts, however, being unnatural, are subject to various forms of infection, which should be understood not simply as physical illnesses to be cured, but as the just vengeance of God for the offense arrecatagli. It is not a reliable scientific basis, but an indisputable truth of faith.

But there are also scientific reasons? There are precedents
disturbing. The Health Authority has been limited to providing the explanation protocol, but I could give me a case happened just a year and a half ago, Mr. Clovis F., a distinguished lawyer nearly eighty years, without knowing who received the blood of a fag. Clovis was a very formal man, passionate shades of gray and collector of first editions of the works of twilight, with a particular passion for those of Corrado Govoni. After the donation has started to shave his chest and wearing shirts scollacciate, bought dozens of tight trousers and sequins and got into the habit of going to the hairdresser every month to change hairstyle. The family came out destroyed.

you are saying that homosexuality is contagious?
course, is a disease and is transmitted through blood, saliva and droppings! This was to say, the Health Authority. If a Recchione donates his blood to infect the heterosexual and turns it into a fag. Why do you think so many prominent politicians decent suddenly have taken the habit of doing coke party with the trans?

So for her the categories eligible to donate blood should be restricted?
Undoubtedly. Think about the EU. Meanwhile it is a matter of feeling: how does it feel to find a decent man who put the body in the blood from a nigga? And then there's another controversial case of a few years ago. A boy Pincara received plasma from a Kenyan and from that day he started playing the bongos all day and dance capoeira. Parents had to shoot it down.

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mysteries of Jacob!

After "Voyager" the continued proliferation of programs on Italian television networks parascientific. Now to compete in the program is Robert Giacobbo Raz Degan, with a program that will reveal many mysteries, if the operator was speaking in an Italian understandable, but also Channel 4, from its unfairness, would be to launch another show of various mysteries. Rich
the basket of issues corny: Ustica, the Moro kidnapping, massacre of capacity? Spots, the Mayan prophecy about the end of the world, the archaeological evidence of the existence of Atlantis and even alien encounters, the fourth type (contact) in the seventh kind (church wedding). But Jacob was ready for some hot revelations rout competition. Let's see!


The Gabibbo snowman is not a
The famous icon of "Striscia la Notizia" is not a puppet animated by a human being inside, as they have believed for years children and adults. "Voyager" is a journey inside the Saint Mary School, Henderson, Nevada: Here the U.S. government has hosted for decades until the end of the Cold War, hundreds of children born in areas bordering the desert, where numerous tests were made with nuclear weapons. Escape from here, Elvis, a deformed boy, approximate age of ten years, repudiated by his parents because he was born with a squat body and fat, a huge mouth and skin of a bright red to a clear effect of radiation. It was Mike Bongiorno, said some arguments (other accrediting the trail of a conspiracy with Raimondo Vianello), to bring the child in Italy, renamed Gabibbo and presented the current prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi, who introduced it in Mediaset, as cute and harmless speck program Ricci.

The secret of Kevin Costner
All DVDs featuring Kevin Costner as one plot, which tells the story of a man who lived through the centuries and that actually exists. A revelation that will change the destiny of humanity? According to authoritative voices in Hollywood, Kevin Costner in his youth had known Aurus, a cyborg survived the war between Atlantis and Mu and passed unscathed through the centuries with many identities. Costner had decided to tell the life of Aurus, celandola through his most famous films, which trace the story of the cyborg in medieval England, those in the American prairies during the extermination of the Indians, the life of a cop during Prohibition and still her role in the investigation into the death of President Kennedy, all'arruolamento up in the Coast Guard today. But Costner went further, revealing some glimpses of the future: Aurus, as all the cyborg Mu, has a brain capable bioelectronic to produce visions of what will be. Here, then, "The Postman" and "Waterworld", the most remote chapters in the saga of this immortal man, wrapped in mystery.

Christ was a time traveler
Eh, yes. It 's the fifth secret of Fatima, known to all affiliated to the Grand Masonic Lodge of the radiant sun and the Door to Cusp: The founder of the Christian religion, Jesus Christ, was nothing but a fraud from the future and sent back in time from one we now know as Pope Benedict XVI.
things, according to the scientific reconstruction, went like this: In an alternate 1977, the Church does not exist, because Christ never existed. After the invasion of the barbarians on Rome, Europe has experienced a period of cultural ferment and revolutionary that not only drive out the invaders, but put away forever the violence will lead to the unification geographical location, and centuries of prosperity and peace. Not existed since Christianity, slavery never existed, intolerance toward Jews, colonialism and countless religious wars. In 1977 the indigenous peoples live in peace with a small group of white settlers in the vast American continent, while no one has ever set foot in one Australian and one of the great civilizations of Africa and Europe has introduced a rich cultural and commercial exchange. In that year Joseph Raztinger is a blacksmith in Dresden with delusions of grandeur, who devises a plan to dominate the world like never before. As part of a vast political conspiracy, it sends back in time an impostor, with all sorts of gadgets, which will arrive in Palestine two thousand years before and spaccerà for the son of God of the Jews. Although the impostor did not expect to be crucified (but some say was deliberately sacrificed by the conspiracy), after two thousand years, the success of the plan is clear: the blacksmith Raztinger has become even Pope and the Church for centuries dominated the 'planet, thanks to the power of Christianity. A thesis that, if confirmed, could certainly change our knowledge of history ...

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Playing Bellotti

While the PDL is telephone surveys to understand what the Rovigo vote in the upcoming municipal elections, we propose a survey of topical, a riddle that haunts the Pula and beyond. After being passed from PDL and Freedom to the Future and then with a daring gesture, within hours of the Future and Freedom back to PDL, but declared he still loves Fini, where will this week Mr Bellotti? You will still be in the PDL, will be returned from Finian or will be finished in some other party? A survey
useful for policy analysts, the party secretaries and staff required to count the votes in the House. Then go in the column on the left, and then voted to vote without fear friends, relatives and acquaintances.