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Earthquake in Japan, the dramatic consequences for the Padania

Zardoz on the map shows the movement of Padania

The violent earthquake that shook Japan, has also generated incredible and unpredictable consequences for Padania, which will cause ripple effects also on the Northern League and Italian politics. The news went unnoticed in the news very tragic deaths, tsunamis and nuclear fallout, has thrown into turmoil, however, the Northern League: the violence of the quake shifted the Earth's axis of ten inches, and slide the Po Valley to the south, in full Terroni as the scientist reveals Friulian Danilo Zardoz (pictured).

"Even the earthquake of 2006 in Southeast Asia had led to a shift of several centimeters of the Earth - Zardoz explains, author of the discovery - and catastrophic event that had already moved the location of the Po Valley, although the news was kept secret by the Prodi government, not to transform it into a political uproar. Measurements of our center studies leave no doubt that with this new shock is no longer in the Padania Padania, but Terroni. And mo 'now what? "
too complex to explain to the public at large as these tectonic upheavals and displacements of axis influence the geography and politics: just the notion that the Po Valley is now officially out of the confines of Padania. In essence, Zardoz says, the new boundaries of the self-League is always the Po, but to the north. Tuscan and Roman will therefore use the title of the Po Valley doc and everyone else related to being rhetorical ammenicoli Po. "And 'I welcome news that - says the mayor of Florence, Matteo Renzi - I have always admired the mayors sheriffs of Treviso. Now I can finally decline in our city core principles such as being masters in our house, the double zero tolerance The locomotive of the country and so on. We have to adapt: \u200b\u200bless finocchiona crushes with more polenta with Mussetto.
The news has thrown into panic, the League, making a victim: Mario Borghezio, in an attempt to understand the news, had a brain spasm so intense that the brain has begun to cast colargli out of his nose during a news conference. The leader of the Northern League, Umberto Bossi, minimizes: "Most of us will remain in Padania, as in Rome now camp out dozens of members of the League. We will review some 'geography and maybe Milan will now be in Switzerland, in return we will rebuild the Po Valley where it is now, a place full of opportunities that will transform the industry into the new locomotive of the League of Italy. "
Interior Minister, Roberto Maroni, warns: "We risk an exodus of biblical people who want to cross the Po to come here to seek his fortune in the new Padania. There is room for everyone, it must be clear. Policies are needed to manage this wave of despair. What we do, we take them to machine guns? ".