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word to readers: "Jurassic Park? all fake!"

Dear MV,
last night I saw Jurassic Park on videotape, a film that I've always liked. But this is not the point. The point is that after the film was a special where they show you the behind the scenes of the film. There I discovered something amazing! You know the scene of the attacks the Tyrannosaurus rex that jeep? It 's all fake. There is not no tyrannosaur, they have done to your computer. And then the actors who seem to terrified by tyrannosaurus, in reality it's all fake!
I was really disappointed and I feel cheated, especially because I really like Laura Dern as a person and now I discover that in fact lied.
Then it was a joke even when it hurts leg running from the raptor? And to think that I was so happy when I saw that was better. I had also written a letter of congratulations and best wishes for a speedy recovery! Blimey! 'll Never look at a movie with these actors in my life and I doubt that all the films of Steven Spielberg to be a scam! You have many friends that lawyers do not advise you where to turn for have a compensation for what happened to me?

Adolfo Gaspar

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Dear Adolfo,
let me first preface that yours is a beautiful name derived from Germanic (Athawulf, meaning "noble wolf"), which boasts four saints, including the famous Sant'Adolfo of Osnabrück, and several celebrities, including the first Duke of Holstein-Gottorp House of Oldenburg, two rulers of the principality of Schaumburg-Lippe, a series of dukes of Mecklenburg-Schwerin and do not forget Adolfo John I, Duke of Stegeborg and Palatinate-Zweibrücken-Kleeburg. I would mention too, just to make it more verbose my premise, characters historians, such as former Mexican President Adolfo López Mateos, Adolfo Margiotta the comic, the Nobel Adolfo Pérez Esquivel, Adolfo Serafino and the partisan player Adolfo Ríos.
said that, and said, I confess to being a bit 'upset by what I say, especially for your reference to my lawyer friends. Let me repeat that, unfortunately, the so-called bourgeois justice is structured so that the chicken thief goes to jail in five minutes, while the evader bustarellaro or the rich are as far away from the jail. It 's a bit like health care. In Italy there is democracy, but if you are rich are even more democratic. So only an idiot blowing up capital to make due to Steven Spielberg. Follow calmly what I say: take your car battery, connect two wires to the poles and end at your temples. You feel more relaxed. All the best,

MV

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Wikileaks: Gaddafi is also behind the film Muccino! Wikileaks

dictator Gaddafi by rock stars to

punctual as a Swiss watch, the first revelations came out of the Libyan dictator that Wikileaks angers the world these days with the violent repression of popular protests that suddenly returned to the limelight as the number one enemy of the democratic West.
Muammar Gaddafi, until a few weeks ago, was considered one of the most reliable allies from the West, along with other dictators of his peers, as he was unwavering in preventing the Negro to enter Europe, exporting their place gallons and gallons of oil and natural gas. But Wikileaks now reveals that behind the facade champion of the rights and hydrocarbons there was much more: a bloody dictator who for years has threatened the world with stunning misdeeds. NATO, bewildered, is already preparing to defend the Libyans themselves, with Tripoli bombing raid missile cock, a little 'as in Serbia.
is what emerges from cable spread across the world organization of Julian Assange in recent hours, soon to be brought by the United States meeting UN General Assembly.
1) Gadhafi wrote the song "Three words," the debut single of singer Valeria Rossi, who smashed the ball across to Italy for a summer to the sound of "sun, heart and love." The Libyan leader, in fact, it was also a talented musician with a passion for electric guitar and composer of numerous songs spaccamaroni. For "Three words," the ICC has long issued an arrest warrant against persons unknown.
2) E 'Gaddafi's also the plot of "Seven Pounds" by Gabriele Muccino. Worse, when the proposed production Gaddafi to make the film with David Cronenberg, he refused.
3) Gaddafi has invented the mosquitoes. Yes, until 1982 tiger mosquitoes had never seen. Libyans have been created in laboratories to be used as a biological weapon to use against the Europeans on the continent and introduced via cargo ships loaded with tires.
4) E 'Gaddafi was to steal the corpse of a Mike Bongiorno. The Libyan dictator wanted to build a pyramid-shaped mausoleum where they can bury the mummy of the famous Italian-American conductor, to exploit it for tourism. A story that does discuss Italian politics: according to Wikileaks, in fact, the delivery of the mummy of Mike was one of the clauses of the treaty of friendship between Italy and Libya, as compensation for the fascist crimes in Cyrenaica, but some components of the center would made by carving outraged. According to the site of Assange, unable to act in the open, the government has made sure that the theft to happen in secret, by Libyan intelligence.
"It 's a horrible crime, poor Mike!" Said the U.S. president, Barack Obama, speaking at the UN Security Council, the international body formed by five countries warmongers in possession of missiles and nuclear weapons chemical.

Cydia Sources Japanese

shocking revelations on the Etruscan capital of the East

continue to reprint as I could, fishing here and there the best humor poles. Today it is the now classic, a pioneer and forerunner Antimatter Grey, blog for information of the evil doktor Erre, storyteller, polemicist and analyst of the facts and events Urbe Etruscan.

This morning, while completing the last chapter of my new article for the magazine "pneumatic hammers & small metal", I was reached by telephone on a line reserved by OLAF PEDETERSEN known troublemaker and former employee of the Stockholm WikiLeaks which I announced the sending of some encrypted files collected in the world and in space on the Etruscan capital of the East. "It's burning material, a September 11 Etruscan diplomacy in the East, a time bomb that threatens to undermine the balance of planetary!" Olaf was howling in apparent good the influence of alcohol. Realizing the seriousness of the disclosure of that material got in immediate contact with the Magician and the Reformed Church Otelma Cicciuzziana Etrusca for advice. After extensive and thorough discussions have come to the conclusion that the truth can not be concealed and that the information be free and independent where ever disclosed even if it is of immense crap. Without minimum censorship place quickly.

33.A.CZ FILE \\ 98: (Report Zurma Okebiz secret agent sent to the planet's supreme emperor Barum Orlok) "The price of the cup at the counter sliced \u200b\u200bthe coop is particularly convenient in Etruscan capital of the East. I think Conflict is recommended. It will be a success. "

45.BZ.97 FILE: (Report by Billy Carrinton CIA agent to the American Embassy)" communication to the bar by Pina someone sprayed shit and the toilet is intombato! Council sending Green Berets ...... of course also absorb odors gled here is stifling! "

FILE 99.AA \\ K29: (Report Kasarianistov KGB agent Vladimir Putin directly)" Contact the clan Putacenko to the vexed question of the pipeline ADRIA-SIBERIA. I was confirmed that if the series goes Adries A deal can be done. I forgot: Wodka is over. "

FILE CB.897 \\ \\ H76: (call the well-known political scientist at the center MARIOLA anti violence against women in Rome) "Hello ...... ready jokken! Alora wanted to say that it suits Putana jokken! Orkemadonnez ech Spisa to vovj! 'Nde I certainly do the fates intrigarve in robe from Oman. Ades enough , bevare mortem by statute or space! "

FILE NN \\ 25.TR77: (a ratio of Janluc Bisseron French secret agent sent to the Embassy of France) "This morning I met with the utmost discretion baths to the station of Etruscan capital of the East. In the second retreat I found written on the wall the following coded message: DO SUCK TO OLD called cell xxx xxxxxxx. I think the time is ripe to contact this mysterious double agent.

Pending the decryption of the additional files I leave with a bow. Halo.