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Earthquake in Japan, the dramatic consequences for the Padania

Zardoz on the map shows the movement of Padania

The violent earthquake that shook Japan, has also generated incredible and unpredictable consequences for Padania, which will cause ripple effects also on the Northern League and Italian politics. The news went unnoticed in the news very tragic deaths, tsunamis and nuclear fallout, has thrown into turmoil, however, the Northern League: the violence of the quake shifted the Earth's axis of ten inches, and slide the Po Valley to the south, in full Terroni as the scientist reveals Friulian Danilo Zardoz (pictured).

"Even the earthquake of 2006 in Southeast Asia had led to a shift of several centimeters of the Earth - Zardoz explains, author of the discovery - and catastrophic event that had already moved the location of the Po Valley, although the news was kept secret by the Prodi government, not to transform it into a political uproar. Measurements of our center studies leave no doubt that with this new shock is no longer in the Padania Padania, but Terroni. And mo 'now what? "
too complex to explain to the public at large as these tectonic upheavals and displacements of axis influence the geography and politics: just the notion that the Po Valley is now officially out of the confines of Padania. In essence, Zardoz says, the new boundaries of the self-League is always the Po, but to the north. Tuscan and Roman will therefore use the title of the Po Valley doc and everyone else related to being rhetorical ammenicoli Po. "And 'I welcome news that - says the mayor of Florence, Matteo Renzi - I have always admired the mayors sheriffs of Treviso. Now I can finally decline in our city core principles such as being masters in our house, the double zero tolerance The locomotive of the country and so on. We have to adapt: \u200b\u200bless finocchiona crushes with more polenta with Mussetto.
The news has thrown into panic, the League, making a victim: Mario Borghezio, in an attempt to understand the news, had a brain spasm so intense that the brain has begun to cast colargli out of his nose during a news conference. The leader of the Northern League, Umberto Bossi, minimizes: "Most of us will remain in Padania, as in Rome now camp out dozens of members of the League. We will review some 'geography and maybe Milan will now be in Switzerland, in return we will rebuild the Po Valley where it is now, a place full of opportunities that will transform the industry into the new locomotive of the League of Italy. "
Interior Minister, Roberto Maroni, warns: "We risk an exodus of biblical people who want to cross the Po to come here to seek his fortune in the new Padania. There is room for everyone, it must be clear. Policies are needed to manage this wave of despair. What we do, we take them to machine guns? ".

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Big party for the Unity of Padania

The Race to the Retreat, the decathlon Po

members and directors of the Northern League in Polesine not participate in the celebrations of the Unity of Italy March 17, as requested by the Secretary in a circular Antonello Conti branched in recent days. "The initiative on Unity of Italy is nice, but we can not divert our forces from the best preparation for the real event year: the celebrations for the Unification of Padania, "he says Spiraivovi Scaranello, spokesman for the organizing committee of the event and member of the youth movement of the League.
In short, it is not hatred of the official celebrations of the Garibaldi that Contiero imposed the ban to participate, but for purely operational reasons: the best minds of the Carroccio Pula in recent weeks, are involved when planning for Sept. 15, the anniversary of the Declaration of Independence of Padania and then formal christening of the new state North also recently recognized by Libya.
All know that the Po Valley project Padania was officially christened in 1996, exactly fifteen years ago, when the Council of the Elders of Brembate written on parchment, the Declaration of Independence. To inspire, it is said, was the intellectual Gianfranco Miglio, who conceived the idea of \u200b\u200ban independent northern state after being closed for an entire weekend in an elevator alone. Fifteen years later, therefore, the national secretariat of the Northern League will celebrate lavishly the document, acquired by the sweat of the brow of the best men of the North. And Polesine no exception.
Great Party for the Unity of Padania will be held in Rovigo on the parade, from 15 September until mid-October. It is rumored that the decision to move the rides at the Censer has been taken by the City Council not to create overlap between the celebrations and the October Fair. It will be a strong month, with a full calendar of events, which includes conferences, sports competitions, musical performances and a large food stand with strictly Po products, such as risotto alla Milanese, and the cassoela casunziei. A special event will be dedicated to folk Grana Padano cheese: This dairy product is part of the diet INDISPENSABLE Po, since promotes hardening of the corpora cavernosa. For this particular virtue as Grana Padano, accompanied by generous helpings of grapefruit juice, is the only food they eat young Po, in the month preceding the rite of transition to adulthood known as "Duel of halberds curvature", which will be staged during the festival for the benefit of parents and girlfriends. Do not miss the classic event
Po, Po Communion with God: during the ritual some elected valley of pure drinking water from a phial of the Great River, taken at the Pontelagoscuro, which carries with it not only the spirit Eridanus living, but also the bodily humors of millions of residents Po upstream. Immediately after the Communion, there is the greatest sporting event, the Race to the retreat: in the grip of intestinal cramps caused by ingestion of fecal streptococci, the elect will create an improvised version of the race in 100-meter dash, with the aim to reach the only available field latrine (pictured Gussago's edition, in 2007).
will close the festival, to the applause of all ages, the traditional Brusanegher, during which a straw puppet in the likeness of a gypsy will be burned along with tricolor flags used by athletes travel to retreat to cleanse the body after ' agon.

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Exclusive Interview: Talk to Mullah Omar

continue to reprint without stopping. Today we represent the famous interview with one of the leading figures of the twenty-first century: Mullah Omar. Interview postponed since 2002, when Mullah Omar, fleeing from Kabul aboard a Guzzi Falcone, called the author asking him to collect some of his statements, but the noise of the motorcycle and some explosions made it impossible to speak. Resented many years later with a phone call in the secret hideout of Mullah Omar in Antarctica, where Sharia law has long imposed the penguins and continues to develop plans for world domination.
A dramatic testimony from exile on the dramatic EFFETI hatred and political persecution.

Dear Mullah, I learn with deep regret that you are still at large!
'm not hiding, but in exile. I was forced to flee from my country in the throes of an ugly madness executioner. The public is exasperated by the propaganda that made me the object of insults and insults are unacceptable. I had to leave for my safety, after the shameful episode of Kabul Hotel Raphael (when Mullah Omar was the subject of a roll of coins from a crowd of angry Afghans, ed), who showed everyone what level ferocity of the propaganda had led the entire population.

E 'suffered a leak, then. You are missing the country where, with great effort, you were able to bring terror and misery?
Apart from the fact that there were terror and misery long ago, what hurts me is that all I have forgotten. Even the former friends. Do not hesitate to say that I've been a martyr, to sacrifice to allow others to rebuild their virginity. For what? To deliver the country to political and moral degradation for at least fifteen years.

about her Cirino Pomicino said recently: "In this political season of dwarfism, is the man recognized his greatness as a statesman and his indomitable pride." He thinks that his country will welcome you back?
Many so-called democratic conscience, the vestal virgins who were concerned the legality of a fake, I remember that to die in exile, far from their homelands, there is no penalty provided by the Civil Code. I pray to God that one day cease this parenthesis of insanity. But today, my country is not safe for me. Do not go back because I defend my freedom. History will judge me.

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